I am watching The Wash now with a bottle of Syrah.

I just watched a man tortue himself with a bunch of other Americans from the comfort of our couches. David Blaine fell short of the nine minute mark he was hoping for, and had to be pulled out of the water, shaking, near death. There was something incredibly ghoulish about the whole thing, and depite this, perhaps because of this, I could not look away.

I love my job, by the way, and I can't believe that I actually get paid money to copyedit, what has always been one of my dream jobs.

Snoop Dogg!