Tonight. Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV with roommates, whiskey and red wine, Ethan and Matt. Scrabble, which I won. Christy's party where I drank cheap beer and talked to homos. Then gay hip hop dance party with too many crushes past and present. During, I went to bodega to get rolling papers, got a beer, and puked it up on the street in front of two hipster girls. Um, I want Craig's babies. Ham and cheese at La Bonita. Now bed. And no dick. Save you