I have a new favorite tv show. A Current Affair. It is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I love everything about it. Those zoom sound effects. The narration. The method of storytelling. The choice of stories. I cannot get enough of it. It's almost too much to believe. I almost think it is a parody of itself. I wish I could write for that show.

In related news, tonight I am writing cover letters for jobs I am underqualified for and so fibbing a little at Seventeen, the Harlequin imprint, and National Enquirer. I cannot tell you much I would love to work at that last place. I would cream my pants.