My kitchen is no longer white. It is dancing lime, or pulsating lime, or psychedelic lime. It was some silly adjective preceding the lime. I cannot remember what it was. And I loved my new paint job before the sun set and I saw this green under the not kind glare of our flourescent overhead light. Under artificial light, it is hospital green. It is pretty fucking ugly.

I spent the day grossly hungover from mixing stuff you shouldn't mix at an open bar at Nowhere last night. I still am not feeling too great. Painted my kitchen ass green and am probably going to go to bed real soon. How else would I spend a Friday night?