Fuck you, call me bougie or whatever you want, but today, I am in love with Mayor Bloomberg. He wants to silence those nerve-rattling ice cream trucks that have caused me so many near nervous breakdowns. Thank you!

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In other news, I sold some books this morning to Clovis Press so I could buy some food until I get fucking paid. In other other news, I am going to apply for a job that requires math skills, and please everyone, cross your fingers for me, because this job pays an insane amount of money that would ease my life so much, like not having to sell books to be able to eat. You know, stuff like that.