The Fieldtrips

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Today, I was real bored, started fishing through the closet and spent way too much time reading stuff from elementary school and high school. What follows is the original stuff, with bad writing and cringe worthy statements. The only thing absent is the big handwriting and doodles.DEDICATION
To my friends at Bucknell and my Class. To my family and Mrs. Fells.AUTHOR & ILLUSTRATOR
I have a sister named Jamie. I am 7 years old. I was in Mrs. Fell's class in 1988 and 1989 My Moms name is Mary Quiroz. My birthday is June 12 I was born in 1981

Nov. 7th and 8th 1988 was teacher's work day. It was the first day I went to the Museum at SACC. It was fun. We got to see lots of things. We went to see dead snakes. Then we went outside to play on the three-horned dinosar. It was fun. Then the day we went roller skateing. When we got there we took off shoes. Then we put on a pair of roller skates and stared to roller skate. Zackery kept falling down and it was funny. I was laughing. Then I fell down and Zackery laughed.

Good-bye!

the nick at night t.v. land tour

I saw the nick at night t.v. land tour it was at tysons II. It was fantastic. Donna Reed's husband was there. He was in the Micy Mouse club, until he punch someone in the stomack in front of Walt Disny. I saw the car that Timmy and another guy drove in the "Car 54" show. I saw Mr. Ed talk, he said "give me a scratch behind my ears." I saw the Cone-Heads they were dumb, I saw Mr. Wilson to he was funny. Going to the nick at night t.v. land tour was fun.The End

I Am

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Today, I was real bored, started fishing through the closet and spent way too much time reading stuff from elementary school and high school. What follows is the original stuff, with bad writing and cringe worthy statements. The only thing absent is the big handwriting and doodles.I Am

I am too small to

• drive a car
• smoke
• drink beer
• swim in water 10 feet deep
• jump off the diving board
• go to high school
• get married
• get my license

I am too big to

• go in the baby-pool
• wear my baby clothes
• suke bottles
• go to preschool
• be a baby
• ride a tricycle
• play with my baby toys

I am just right to

• walk to school
• cross the monkey bars
• be in second grade
• watch My Stepmother is an A-lien
• ride a waterslide
• ride a roller-coaster
• make tortillas

Myself

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Today, I was real bored, started fishing through the closet and spent way too much time reading stuff from elementary school and high school. What follows is the original stuff, with bad writing and cringe worthy statements. The only thing absent is the big handwriting and doodles.
HI I am Charlie Q. I am 8 1/2 years old. I have brown hair, and brown eyes. I collect coins, Bottle caps, sea shells, baseball cards, and comic books. I like to play, watch t.v. and read. My favorite animals are koalas, bull dogs, and Alaska bears. I like being Charlie Q.


The End

My Sunny Summer

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Today, I was real bored, started fishing through the closet and spent way too much time reading stuff from elementary school and high school. What follows is the original writing, with bad writing, cringe worthy statements, et all. The only thing absent is the bad handwriting and doodles.

My summer was tudly exellent and, fantastic! I went to the Disny MGM Studios Theme Park. I went on the great movie ride. Then I went swimming at Jackson ville beach. Then I went to Disney World. It was great, and went on Space Mountain. I read lots of books this summer. It was the greatest summer I ever had.

The End

The Scary Alien

FromFrom the Archives
Today, I was real bored, started fishing through the closet and spent way too much time reading stuff from elementary school and high school. What follows is the original stuff, with bad writing and cringe worthy statements. The only thing absent is the big handwriting and doodles. Notice that it is dedicated to Mr. Fells and my teacher's name was Ms. Fells - not sure if that was on purpose or not.DEDICATION
To Micah, Mr. Fells, Naheem, Elise, Mom, and dadAUTHOR & ILLUSTRATOR
My birthday is June 12. I was born in the year 1981. I was born in Tampa Bay, FL.One night I was at the Movies, I was with my family. I saw Roger Rabbit at 10:00 PM. I ate Sour Patch kids. Then I came home and I thought I saw a big hairy Alien. It had brown hair. It looked like an anteater. It was right next to me. But it was my big Alf Alien. He was medium-size. When I found out I was laughing so hard that I fell off my bed. My Mom said what are you doing? The End.

This is How You Feel When You Are a Snowman

This is how make a snowman. First you roll a snowball. And then you roll it more bigger. And then you put a pipe for the mouth. I am a snowman, and I have a carrot for my nose. And I have three snowballs on me. And I'm by the candy store. And it is fun. And I am made out of snow. When I melted I melted in June. And I did not like it. And then it was hot. People threw snowballs at me. And I am a snowman. And I am made out of snow.Charlie Q is six years old. He is in first grade. The people in his family are Mom, Daddy, and Jamie. Charlie's favorite activities are playing tennis, riding his scooter, gymnastics, and playing football. Whne Charlie grows up, he wants to be a movie star.